Sunday, May 31, 2009


Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :

postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)

postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)

postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time

It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time

and since
Time = Money

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge

as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done

The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! ;-)

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