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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
LEGS
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
500 BUCKS NOTE
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
FOLK
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
ALMOND JOY CANDY BAR
What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
SURNAME
What is the similarity between a christmas tree & a priest?
Their balls are 4 decoration
Why is the Penis called a gentleman in England?
It stands up when a lady passes by.
Why is the Penis called a thief in Baghdad?
It enters through the back door.
Why are the sex organs of an elephant in his feet?
Because if he steps on you, you are royally ****ed.
Why did Mahtama Gandhi never wore an underwear?
He beleived in freedom movement?
Why India has never had a female President?
What would you call her - Rashtra(patni)?
What is the difference between a girl in a bathroom and a girl in a church?
The girl in the church has her soul full of hope and the girl in the bathroom has her hole full of soap.
What is the similarity between a girl and an oven?
You heat them before use.
Define a girl in cricket language?
No cover, No extra cover, a deep gully between two fine legs.
Define a Bra?
It's a holder for boulder under the shoulder.
Define Bra?
A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.
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